fudgesicle

often used instead of fuck

oh fudgesicle i forgot my keys

by knowingly done July 27, 2009

Fudgesicle

When a girl gives you a blowjob after anal penetration (a fudgesicle may come in different flavors such as strawberry and vanilla)

Tina is on her period, so I am going over there to get a strawberry fudgesicle tonight.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 11, 2004

Double Fudgesicle

When two men engage in anal sex, trade positions, then proceed to perform oral sex on one another.

Tom does Dave in the butt.
Dave does Tom in the butt.
Tom and Dave then suck each other off.
Tom and Dave performed a Double Fudgesicle

by Stonicus420 May 10, 2011

polar fudgesicle

Southern fad emerging in 2014 where you defecate into a condom, freeze it, use it as a vaginal pleasure tool before depositing it fully in the girl's anus to thaw. She then passes it as if it were a normal bowel movement. It is rumored to have gained popularity with those in the food service industry before expanding from there.

That was some crazy polar fudgesicle!

by I-nigma July 17, 2014

Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.

Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.

by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023

Massachusetts fudgesicle

Where you freeze a piece of poop (the poop should be in the shape and size of a popsicle); once poop is frozen you take that poop and bang a female with it, telling her it is a fudgesicle the whole time. Before it melts too much you feed her a nibble or two. As it melts a whole bunch she can probably tell it's not a fudgesicle, so you laugh and tell her it was poop, then you punch her in the face.

Me: Hahaha, that was not a fudgesicle at all. That was a Massachusetts Fudgesicle!
Her: What? Nasty! <barf>
Me: <punch>
Her: Ouch! <calling 911>
Me: Hahaha <running away>

by mutater March 26, 2007

Chocolate Fudgesickle

When you're railing a girl in the butt then you pull it out and stick it in her mouth.

She ate his Chocolate fudgesickle.

by rocketman January 30, 2005