fuddle yourself up

"fuddle yourself up" is a figure of speech for young or middle-aged people's disclosure of their secret attempts to entice a professor by engaging in sexual acts.

The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.

Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.

Haley, why don't you go "fuddle yourself up" to that college professor. You might have a way into college then.

If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.

by ernest fuser November 23, 2010

fuddim

when someones being not dim, not fud, but extra retarded

bruh are you fuddim?

by anmolololol June 30, 2020

Firework fudd

A person who believes in extreme firework regulation. Thinks the public should only be allowed to purchase snakes and sparklers.

Joe Dirt’s friend Kicking Wing was a firework fudd

by Trice9 June 12, 2022

what the fuddmuffins

(interj.) Euphemism for "what the fuck."

Also "what the fuddmucking fudd," or simply "fuddmuffins."

"What the fuddmuffins, Lucas! Don't do that shit." & "What the fuddmucking fudd, that girl's name is Rainbow!" & *rear-ends someone's car* "OH FUDDMUFFINS!"

WTFDMFN

by demmmmi June 5, 2014

fuddyduddy

A person, usually older, who is unwilling to accept up-to-date customs or value judgements particularly in areas of entertainment and leasure.

A person who doesn't like rock and roll music could be considered an old fuddyduddy.

by Carl Blue November 19, 2007

Elmer Fudd

A fucking idiot who spends his days getting the shit kicked out of him by a rabbit and a duck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That fucking rabbit stole Elmer Fudd's shotgun and shoved it up the stupid fucker's ass for the seventeenth time today!

by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

fuddle monkey

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY

Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey

by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008