Zero Fucks

to not care about anything

I don't give a fuck. zero fucks.

by SilverMoxFox June 11, 2011

sucks monkey fucks

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.

AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.

by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010

Fucks and Friends

People who watch only Fox News and can't see it as fake news.

Well, I can see by talking to you that you watch Fox News and think real news reporters are enemies of the people. Therefore, you are a Fucks and Friends kind of person.

by Fed up August 4, 2018

Fucks Given

When you no longer care about something

And not a single fuck was given that day. Fucks given

by Tumblewoolyweed July 7, 2018

Fucks

The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.

Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.

The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.

Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

by No fucks given July 18, 2011

I fucks with you

I mess with you heavy, I like you.

I fucks with you regardless of any situation!

by Trecie October 1, 2017

the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013