FUCKTOWN

FUCKTOWN, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. It generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.

"If I get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to fucktown"

"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."

"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

by Monica December 17, 2003

fuckton

The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.

A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.

by MK GT FKT October 29, 2004

fucktunnel

noun, the vagina

He thrust his pole inside that tight fucktunnel to the hilt.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

metric fuck tonne

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.

Generally used in hyperbole.

Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.

Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne

by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005

fuckton

Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.

by justaguymakingupdefinitions November 10, 2011