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fucksnorkel

An utterly worthless person who has no cultural or social value, and is actively contributing to the regression of humanity to a more primitive and less enlightened state.
Anyone who actually believes that bullshit must be a grade-A fucksnorkel.”
by Hatboy's Hatstand October 1, 2017
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fuckortunity

The opportunity to fuck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally fuck or be capable of fucking.
Dude, did you see phil over there talking to Alexis? He's like a 4 and she's like a ten so he'd better not blow this fuckortunity.

Starfucks also count as fuckortunities
by Savingtheworld September 16, 2013
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dildo fuckstorm

Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)
Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm
by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016
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political fuckstorm

by Chachatiger October 21, 2019
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Fuckfort

A sexual structure resembling a hutch or cave made by reconfiguring the individual components (mattress, cushion pillows, etc) of an existing piece of furniture (bed, couch, etc).
When Greg is away at school, his mother and her new boyfriend Terry spend most of their time building a fuckfort out of Greg's threadbare bed.
by Magnus Apollo March 24, 2011
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Fucksworth

A unit of measure in which one cares about a particular subject or item.
I don't give two fucksworths how much this will cost, It must be finished at all costs!
by Sir Fucksworth March 16, 2019
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fuckshart

ellie’s fucksharts
we are all ellie’s fucksharts
by anonymous October 25, 2020
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