Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck

Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them

by D Flawless May 26, 2020

Fuckslap

the act of slapping one's sexual partner with your cock. an alternative to dickslapping, most often with cock covered in vaginal or anal secretions

I fuckslapped her with my dick till she opened up

by vojtart April 27, 2006

fucksplode

an object that looks as if it is about to explode, or has make a big assed explosion

**After WWII dudes dropped nukes**
"wow that nuke fucksploded!!"
"I wouldn't want to be hiroshima right now..."

by jasonlovescate March 18, 2007

Fuckslapping

The slapping noise made when to people are going at it.

We were trying to have a conversation but the loud fuckslapping from the next room made it impossible.

by BB76 January 27, 2013

Fuckalarious

A Fusion Of The Word "fuck" and "hilarious" used for an expression of something being extremely funny, a shorter version of "fucking hilarious".

Hahahaha! this dumb ass fell off his chair last period! it was sooo fuckalarious!

by LightBrightMeTight March 25, 2011

fucksated

The act of continuously thinking about having sex with/fucking someone. eg. Tyler is fucksated on Kate tonight.

2) The act of always thinking about a certain person in a dirty way. It could be sex or about a girl being a slut

Harry has been fucksated on Lucy all week.

by BrandonZane February 8, 2015

fuckslab

A female sexual partner who is motionless, or does not move during sex.

Example: "Bro, I slept with this girl I picked up from the bar last night and she just laid there the entire time! She was like a total fuckslab, completely motionless the whole time."

by metal.will July 1, 2016