1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams
2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom
2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom
Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.
by AirplaneDonk November 7, 2010
(n) That moment in your life when you start letting yourself say "fuck" out loud, accompanying or resulting in a sudden, long-term or permanent increase in overall propensity to swear.
Typical age at tempus fuckit is between your mid-teens and mid-20s, but it can occur earlier or much later. No specific trigger required, but often follows a recent, persistent increase in the amount of stress in your daily life—learning to drive, experiencing a messy breakup, watching your first group project descend into a death spiral, taking a job in retail, etc. The requisite long-term effect means a tempus fuckit can only be identified well after the fact.
Children parroting someone else's cursing for the first time, without knowing what it means, are NOT having their tempus fuckit. An adult who says "fuck" once in their lives and then goes back to their normal selection of oaths has not had a tempus fuckit. The tempus fuckit is an informed, if not deliberate, decision that becomes a habit.
The tempus fuckit as a rite of passage is rather like your first hangover: a thing to joke or commiserate about, but not something to be proud of.
Typical age at tempus fuckit is between your mid-teens and mid-20s, but it can occur earlier or much later. No specific trigger required, but often follows a recent, persistent increase in the amount of stress in your daily life—learning to drive, experiencing a messy breakup, watching your first group project descend into a death spiral, taking a job in retail, etc. The requisite long-term effect means a tempus fuckit can only be identified well after the fact.
Children parroting someone else's cursing for the first time, without knowing what it means, are NOT having their tempus fuckit. An adult who says "fuck" once in their lives and then goes back to their normal selection of oaths has not had a tempus fuckit. The tempus fuckit is an informed, if not deliberate, decision that becomes a habit.
The tempus fuckit as a rite of passage is rather like your first hangover: a thing to joke or commiserate about, but not something to be proud of.
I think my tempus fuckit happened sometime back when I was teaching myself to code. It's funny because when I was a kid I thought "god" was a dirty word; now, if my rubber ducky were alive, its ears would be bleeding.
by nerdnerdburger October 18, 2018
a really crappy car
a car that on its last leg
a car that is embarressing to drive
a car that if you hit something in , it doesnt really matter
a car that on its last leg
a car that is embarressing to drive
a car that if you hit something in , it doesnt really matter
Man, my Maxima has a flat tire. Looks like im gonna have to take the fuckit bucket to the store to get smokes.
Bro, can i barrow the fuckit bucket for a few days? My car is in the shop
Bro, can i barrow the fuckit bucket for a few days? My car is in the shop
by Cipriano1980 March 5, 2009
Similar to a Bucket List, a Fuckit List is a list of people and/or places you'd like to fuck before you die.
Making love in the tropics, on a boat, in the middle of a thunderstorm is definitely on my Fuckit List.
by BLoNEs September 14, 2011
A phrase used when fuckit it's enought and you're really pissed about it. Somtimes Fuckit is repeated twice.
by Lilith Rosette March 24, 2017
Jane added "eating uni" to her fuckit list. "Why the hell would I want to eat something that looks like vomit," Jane said.
by ozoni11 January 27, 2015
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 23, 2016