Fuckinisms

The actions and words that lead to fucking.

I was talking to this girl trying to sleep with her, coming up with different fuckinisms to get her into bed.

by Boobs McGillicuddy April 16, 2019

Fuckitupism

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.

Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

by zingeraddict October 13, 2011

FuckTime

Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.

"Hey baby, got the room to myself for a couple hours, wanna FuckTime?"

by napsXfactsXsnacks June 19, 2015

Fuckthismas

When your Christmas just ain't going that way. "Fuckthismas"

Starting to look awhole lot like Fuckthismas!

by Munk3y December 24, 2016

Fuckerism

A form of religion all people around the world have converted to or will be converting to quite soon throughout their adolescent life without perhaps even knowing it or giving a shit. Fuckerism involves stupid despised men doing absolutely obnoxious things and shit that everyone finds extremely idiotic and stupid and hilarious and hardcore all at the same time, giving everyone an epic mind fuck which is joy and satisfaction in a mental form rather than physical.

"Did you hear? The english exams average is 22%"

"Complete fuckerism right their"

by PACKMYSUITCASE December 1, 2010

Fuckitis

The insiatiable urge to fuck!
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).

Fuckitis
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.

by Kneegrowdamus January 29, 2012

fuckitiminlove3

fuckitiminlove3 Is a mcyt tiktoker. They post edits and other stuff. Go check them out!!

Me: have you seen fuckitiminlove3 new post
Someone: no not yet but i will check!

by 7727882loser June 6, 2021