no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

fucken shit

A situation caused by someone's stupidity too bad.

It's fucken shit you got a parking ticket even though it was an emergency.

by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 14, 2017

fucking shit cock

1. Often said when there is nothing better to say
2. Used to express feelings of Anger, Bitterness, Total excitement, awesomeness, loneliness, sickness, and acts of violent aggression
3. Sean's motto

1. "Fucking shit cock! where the hell are my shoes?"
2. "Dude the Cubs lost again! Fucking shit cock! I knew they would."
3. "How are you feeling today, Sean?" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
4. "Billy wants to go to Grinell" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
5. "Fucking shit cock, I am lonely"
6. "Fucking shit cock"

by sean mennecke December 11, 2007

Fucking Shit

Something to say when "shit" can't cut it when you're very angry and agitated to the point of busting that piece of fucking shit.

"Motherfucking piece of shit" is a more powerful phrase to say when you are EXTREMELY pissed off.

God DAMN this Fucking Shit!

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 13, 2007

fucken shit face

Announcing that someone looks retardedly ugly

Beth is a fucken shit face. GOSH!!! EWWW!

by YourMom:] January 12, 2010

fucking shit titties

An expletive used when you are so pissed off that you can't actually think of something to say.

Bob: Dude, that tornado just blew your house down.

Dave: Fucking Shit Titties!

by Auto Ass-rammer 5000 June 16, 2019

Holy Fucking Shit

An expression of exclamation about something, anything that could be good or bad, commonly abbreviated H.F.S.

Sam: Dude, my granma passed away last week...
John: Holy fucking shit man, im so sorry.

Liam: I just got 10 grams of weed!
Andrew: Thats insane dude, holy fucking shit!

by DactaTomas June 11, 2014