Fuckassed

Obliterated by alcohol to the point of a predicament -where the embarrasment level equates to said word.

No more beers for Shaw, less he move beyond being trashed to borderline fuckassed.

by P0PCAN April 30, 2006

fuckstomer

Customer. (No one who ever stood behind a counter wearing a nametag would need further explanation.)

Dude #1: How did it go today?
Dude #2: The usual parade o' fuckstomers. I need a drink, or five.

by Miles O'Piles September 14, 2014

fucktosser

A person who cares too much by frequently tossing out "fucks"

Luke - Mike was such a mess yesterday
Kim - I know! He needed to know EVERYTHING, he's such a fucktosser

by Mr.Hope April 30, 2016

Fuckatory

Similar to being in purgatory but used in a corporate environment. Caught in between doing what is right and doing what is right for the person above you.

Currently, I am caught in “Fuckatory”. I am trying to do what is best for my employees by notifying HR immediately, but it seems as though my boss believes I am undermining her. I am getting e’F’d at all angles.

by QuadLove February 15, 2020

fuckanese

Confused/foreign languages entered in the Canada rooms of HI-5 that makes people look like horny and sexually confused morons.

Loser: "chicas por European chico..."
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "flowers for pretty woman - i nice guy"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "any ladies wanna chat with a european"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "my dick 21cm girls boys see me"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

by Glebite May 27, 2006

fuckmoose syndrome

Fuckmoose syndrome is a very rare illness seen in 0.1% of the population. Humans impaired with the syndrome tend to be loud and violent, as well as sick, masochistic perverted pedophiles. If you ever meet a fuckmoose, be sure to contact the local mental illness facility.

-" hey Betty, have you heard theres someone with fuckmoose syndrome on the loose?"-
-" Its Britney, bitch."-

by That salty carrot June 26, 2018

Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010