funktrumpet

funk~trumpet

A declaration of praise to an object/person,
OR
Male genitalia

"Bob deserves a blow of my Funktrumpet"

or

REJOICE!! ALL BOW AT THE ALTER OF FUNKTRUMPET!

by benje August 14, 2004

Fucktrumpet

Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.

Corollary: a magnanimous shit head

/V.

To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.

/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.

/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...

/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.

by ninjacaleb April 9, 2015

Fucktumonious

Where an especially traumatic/disasterous event leads a person to realise they suffer from "Terminal fuckedness" in all their endeavours and finally accepts their fate.

A: "Did you ask that girl out in the end?"

B: "Yeeeeeeeah. She threw up."

A: "Really? Again?"

B: "I know. -sigh- kinda a fucktumonious moment for me."

A: "Aw, well, yeah, but there's so many other people you could... Actually this seems to happen alot to you doesn't it?"

B: "..."

A: "Still, I'm sure thing'll turn around for you someda-"

B stabs himself with a ladle.

by The_Truths_Owl February 22, 2011

Fucktuplesum

The state of having more then one can handle by themselves.

.

There was a Fucktuplesum amount of women at the party

by Blackhathulk December 1, 2018

Fucktruddle

A group of retards that makes you want to kill yourself

"Hey how's being a summer counselor?"
"My fucktruddle of kids won't quit crying about who got out in four square, so I'm about to hit myself with a goddamn golf cart"

by kaylu6six6 June 19, 2019

Fuckjump

The mental gymnastics required to bridge the reality between what she looks like in your head vs actual appearance in order to reach orgasm when fucking.

Dude, that chick last night was so ugly I had to make 5 fuckjumps to nut!!

by Whitetriton January 22, 2022

fucktruck

someone who disperses the qualities of being an amazingly annoying piece of shit

friend: "Hey, did you get the geometry homework from yesterday?"
you: 'no you fucktruck stop bothering me for the shit you're too lazy to do yourself"
friend: lmao tru
you: ded lol

by riplucifer June 9, 2016