fumpkin

verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating

"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"

by nym November 2, 2013

Frumpin'Bunzen'

Frumpin'Bunzen': Very much like the word "Frumpy" in regards to the generally unappealing look of something, however Frumpin'Bunzen' refers to the droopy and overall sad looking female rear end.

Yo son, I was wild'n out at the club and hooked up wit dis mad fine biddy. Too bad I aint get a look at the back cause ma's setup was straight FRUMPIN'BUNZEN'

by hookedonhatch May 15, 2009

Flumpkin

The act of having your butthole licked while urinating.

My girlfriend suprised me while I was taking a piss by giving me a flumpkin.

by Bill U. January 23, 2007

frumping

(verb) A sexual act performed by two persons with a combined weight of over 400 pounds.

"Did you hear Andrew frumping that chick he met at ATO last night?"
"Ya shit was nasty, I was afraid the bed would break"

by 215man September 10, 2009

frumplin

frumplin or frumpling

1. as in not to be all up on somebody

2. like wanting to take

3. or to say like "forget that"

frump, frumple

Don't you be frumplin my girl ight son!

Man, I wanted to frump that soda, I was so thirsty!

Frump dis, im goin home.

by rockyroad March 12, 2009

flumpkin

the female version of the blumpkin

"I was giving this chick a flumpkin and she shit all over my eye."

by slaytrain69 November 2, 2008

frumkin

1)The orgasmic fluids, expelled through ones
rectum.
2)The most annoying, grody, dumbass bitch on the face of the Earth. #1 defenition named after her.

Quit being so butt-hurt and clean the frumkin out ya ass

by Lucas Wade June 5, 2005