Sadist Fruitcake

A Fruitcake made with small glass shards; not a very nice thing to give out to small children

Lucy is such a whore, I'm going to make her a sadist fruitcake!

looks like mom whipped up some sadist fruitcake for the in-laws

by BlurredIndigo July 4, 2007

fruitcake

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a total fruitcake—and so are the idiots who buy her book.

by T. Boondoggle Blivet December 20, 2009

Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 29, 2010

fruitcake

1. n a dessert; a rich cake consisting of dried fruit and nuts

2. n a homosexual man, or one who seems to be

"My mother received yet another fruitcake from her cheap coworkers as a Christmas present."

"Look at that guy with his flip-flops and unusually primped hair. What a fruitcake!"

by Vee April 21, 2004

fratjack

Fratjack is a mixture of the frat look and the lumberjack look. The lumberjack look is facial hair,flannel, bean boots, cowboy boots, the rugged outdoorsmen look

Look at him! Thick facial hair, boots, and a button down! Such a fratjack!

by Lemonbeans October 10, 2013

backwards fruitcake

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.

I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.

by lover of the fruitcake April 30, 2015

Fruitcake

Noun. Another way to call someone gay. This pertains to men only. Mostly used amongst friends in a joking manner. not to be taking offense to.

johhny stop trying to hug me you fruitcake!

by xPSYLENTSx September 7, 2009