Fiddling Meathead

1. One who is exceedingly ignorant and does retarded things.

2. Being called a "Fiddling Meathead" automatically gives you the title of a dimwit with an uneducated mind.

3. Activities that lead to someone being called this are highly amusing and will someday become professional sports.

You are a "Fiddling Meathead" if...

- You pass out during a party hammered and wake up a few hours later Air Fiddling to music..

- You make dangerous videos with shopping carts to one day create a masterpiece..

-You quote Evil Betty by saying things like "Lemur go hmphh hmphh".. or "IM JUST A BIRDY TOOOO"..

-You create a handshake involving Air Fiddling, screaming YEEEEEEEAAAAA!, and acting like someone with turrets (hmmpphhhh!)

- And many more....

by Birdies&Lemurs May 12, 2010

faddling

literally - messing about with, doing something without knowing how to do it and using trial and error, fiddling with, winging it, tampering with, jury rigging

He was faddling about trying to mend it without knowing what he was doing.
I can't get this to work, you have a faddle with it.
Stop faddling with that before you break it.
I cant make it fit properly so I'll have to faddle it.

by wired_retired March 15, 2011

fiddling idiots

cry faggot lewlz

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Fudding

The illegal starting of grass fires, usually by children.

We were bored and had nothing to do and my friend suggested that we should go fudding.

by savages22 March 14, 2018

Fuddling

The pre fucking cuddle that leads to fucking...foreplay cuddle

Bobby was rubbing my back and snuggling with me and then he started rubbing other body parts, which led to sex.

Oh you were fuddling

by T0nst3rs September 7, 2015

frugaling

Paring off short of dating.

I don't think Rick is into dating, more like frugaling, till something better comes along.

by mlhiss April 29, 2008

Freddying

To tie razorblades to each of your fingers and begin to pleasure a woman. Note: Not to be used on anyone you actually like, reserved for hate fucking only. (I.E. Freddy Kruger)

: Dude that's seriously fucked up, you Freddying someone is not okay
: Dude its ok to make people you hate bleed
: She's a woman not Vietnam!

by thbc1391 June 9, 2010