Frozen eyelid

A frozen eyelid is when you get cum in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.

Donny: Ughh Yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old

Nan: Woohooo

Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere

Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks

by Titty_facker69 May 13, 2016

Frozen Cow Juice

Texas slang for ice cream. Originated from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Meanwhile, in the ordinary lives of an Austin neighborhood.

Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.

by LeilaSP April 9, 2019

Obama Frown

A frown characterized by turning down the corners of the lips.

Oh damn, he just Obama frowned.

by ilikecacti October 7, 2010

frozen egg

when some dumbass bitch eggs someones house but misses and the egg freezes to the car

damn fucktard ricky just frozen egged my car

by assplosion February 17, 2008

HH frown

Deadlier than the eyes of Medusa, the HH frown turns anything it looks at into a pathetic pulp of phillistinic matter. Only the dulcet tones of Brian Eno can soften this fatal blow.

-Generic teenage girl: OH MYY GOODD THAT IS SO FUNNYY!!
-*receives HH frown*
-Generic teenage girl proceeds to be quiet.

by Plebian1234 December 6, 2009

donkey riding down a frown line

When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.

I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.

Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.

by james beard[o] January 29, 2007

frowny-face journalism

A subset of the more general human interest story, frowny-face journalism takes some boring, abstract, impersonal policy change or social problem, takes a big photo of some sad children whose playcentre is closing, an old couple who are being forced out of their subsidised housing or, in this case, a recently unemployed man losing his home(s). This way, readers automatically know what to think about the story - generally 'awwwww'.

"Did you read that article about the sad children whose playcentre was bulldozed down and replaced with a right-wing lobby group headquarters?"

"Was it Frowny-face journalism"

"it made me go awwww"

by NZ Nanny July 23, 2009