Fritzel

To imprison or detain a friend, lover or family member, against their will, but under the sincere and well-meaning delusion that you are doing them a favour or it is for their own good.

I would never had finished that essay if my housemate hadn't Fritzeled me all weekend.

My mum said she would Fritzel me if I did more coke.

by DJ Barnes September 28, 2008

Fritoes

When someone neglects cutting their toenails for so long, their length and color resemble Fritos.

For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.

by Mr. Met 1974 November 1, 2009

Saggy Fritter

This is most commonly found in females when the vaginal flaps begin to sag and droop after too much intercourse. Although it is most commonly found in women it can also be rarely found in men after a severe rupturing of the shitebox.

I'M NOT GIVING YOU A LICK OUT! YOU HAVE ONE SERIOUSLY SAGGY FRITTER!

by DAVE1888 January 18, 2011

Fiteen

The line you say before finishing with fiteen my balls in your mouf

Me: Hey Jack this girl named 'Fiteen' follows me on insta
Jack: 'Fiteen who'
Me: 'Fiteen' my balls in your mouf

by Your throats a daycare June 9, 2020

Carolina Steam Fritter

The act of battering and deep frying a turd until hard and then using it to penetrate your parter's vaginal or anal cavity. ( Recommended lubrication: Lard)

Dude I'm so happy i bought that Fry Daddy, now Carolina Steam Fritters are on the menu every night!

by LBO-Deep January 13, 2011

pineapple fritter

slang for "up the shitter"

"I'm going to wind it up her pineapple fritter tonight. She'll love it don't you think Tarquin"

by Ring Commander Bear (HnD) December 9, 2004

fritter

Fried dough, typically fruit filled. Can be classified as a fried pie or a turnover.

Fritters, also known as fried pies, are amazing.

by Amy Belaus January 4, 2008