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Fairfield

A place full of rich and white WASPS and some minorities who have more money than the Americans. The kids drive around town in their Audi, BMW, Mercedes or Range Rover wearing their Prada, Gucci, Armani or Polo.

There are more country clubs then you can count on one hand. The houses cost a ridiculous amount of money (if your house doesn't cost at least $2 million your poor). If you look for a house under $1 million dollar you will find a shack by the garbage dump.

All the rich dads either work in New York as an executive, own their own business or do some "finance". GE's top executives for some reason love to reside in this town.

If you happen to live on Sasco Hill Road you can declare yourself and/or your neighbors as having the most damn money in all of Fairfield & Westport because your house easily costs 8 figures (One house sold for nearly $25 million). Fairfield doesn't even light a candle to Greenwich. Welcome to Fairfield where high schools cost more then your college tuition, 16 year olds drive cars that the rest of America can't afford, families go on vacation all over the damn world and houses routinely sell in the 8 figure territory.
John is considered a regular Fairfield resident because he drives a BMW, Audi or Mercedes. His high school tuition costs more than a college education. He wears Polo shirts with the collar up. His family lives in a multimillion dollar mansion in Greenfield Hill or Sasco Hill Road and they take exotic trips around the world.
by Shantel October 16, 2005
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Fairfield Prep

Fairfield College Preparatory School is an all boys prep school in fairfield Ct. It is a great school academically, with very good and competitive hockey, lax, golf, rugby, crew, tennis, and more. It has a strong curriculum and sends students of to top universities and colleges. It is trully a new england prep school on Fairfield Universities campus with use of its classes and facilties. Prep has a 200 acre campus and can match any of the boarding schools. They draw kids from old saybrook to manhattan and all ponits between east or west. It is a Jesuit school and is the only catholic prep school in Ct.
Fairfield Prep won the hockey chapionship.
by School Evaluator May 23, 2009
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Fairfax County

A county in NoVA that people who live there will constantly tell you that its "culturally diverse". In reality its the typical American suburb full of white people stuck up in upper-middle class homes in cul-de-sacs. Traffic is horrible here since the county can never project its growing population and has 2 lane roads serving massive suburban sprawl developments. Only thing good about this county is it schools and those are at best DECENT. Every high school and most elementary schools are extremely overcrowded but some odd ass reason the middle schools are under crowded. Oh yeah the boundaries for the schools look like they were drawn by a local preschool class. Kids will be bussed to schools 2 miles away but live across from one. Everyone in the western portion of the county wishes that the Loudoun County line would be drawn further east so *GASP!!!!!!!!* they wouldnt have to live in the same county as Springfield!!!!!!!!!! Cuz ya know, one bad, insignificant place that there own county left to rot back in the late 1980s. Also, if you drive around you will begin to notice that all the houses look the same. Most of the time you can correctly guess the floorplan of a home from looking at it. The neighborhoods here are very territorial, places such as Hampton Forest in Fairfax or Virginia Run in Centreville are majority white neighborhoods where the teenagers who live there think they own the world and that anyone who lives in house worth less than 600K is dirt poor.
Fairfax County, a place where people tell you its diverse, when in reality its full of suburban white people.
by Fellow Suburbanite December 30, 2014
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Fairfield

A South Western Sydney town. Fairfield (FF) is mostly populated by Assyrians, Asians, Lebos, Serbs, Polynesians, Spanish and most recently Sudanese people. FF is infamously known for its high street crime involving drugs, murders and stabbings. FF central business district primarily consists of two shopping centres (Neeta City & Fairfield Forum - both which are pretty shitty but handy if you dnt have a car).

The two most populated streets are Smart and Ware street however Fairfield dies out at about 5-6 pm and then 'The Cresent' (street where FF Railway station is located) is your only source of light in which the illigal gambling cafes or 'chaikhannas' and convinience stores stay open seemingly all night.

The main businesses that aligne the busy streets are as follows:
Tabacconist, Jewelry Store, Butcher, Chemist, Tobacconist, Jewelry Store, Butcher, Chemist ... Adult Shop

Be sure to visit the 'Chinese shops' during your stay (most of whom are probably not Chinese) as you can go in them for a laugh and come out with metal Australian dollar banks, cotton ear buds, bobby pins, scotch tape and fake mood rings.

Fairfield does pretty much suck but only people who live in Fairfield are allowed to say that. The people that need to point out that its a toilet are wannabe snobs who live 2 mins away somewhere in Smithfield.
FFresident1: haa cuzz, doesnt fairfield lick balls?

FFresident2: yeah but it isnt as shitty as auburn or granville
by Creamy-Goodness February 3, 2010
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Fairfaxed

The equivalent of being Jack Johnsoned or munsoned. Being fooled into a situation you can't escape. Especially true in traveling jobs when you are duped into an extended stay in a sub-par suburban town selling a ridiculous product, like posters to college kids.
1: "Dude, I think we're Fairfaxed. Two whole weeks in Little Rapids and my source is M.I.A."

2: "We have 7 more days here? Holy shit we are Fairfaxed"
by jordotech March 22, 2008
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puina-frir-rer

"Place that object or the item in question into the refrigerator"; Contraction of the phrase: "Put it in the refrigerator" or "Put that in the refrigerator"
"You got my fo-tee? Puina-frir-rer!"
by Zor Prime November 25, 2003
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Fairfield CA is a very divierse place one side of the town is ghetto while the other is very rich. Fairfield is in the BayArea like it's twin city Vallejo.

The city is home to rappers and producers such as Mike Mosley, Rick Rock, The Federation, Rhythmx, EZSD, Chauncey Banks, Skip Dogg, Bobby Ford, and Chuck Nutt

Without Mike Mosley launching the Mobb sound and Rick Rock launching the Hyphy sound the Bay area might have never blew up.
Vallejo, Oakland, Richmond The whole Bay area Fairfield, The Flats, The Field, need to know about this cuz all those citys are alike.
by Bay area smart guy September 4, 2008
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