friendly fire

When a person has too much food in their mouth and speaks so intensely that they spit it onto another person.

Dude, swallow your mashed potatoes before your friendly fire has me looking like Pizza the Hut.

by The Challenge May 15, 2009

friendly fire

When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.

Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!

by markah stewart October 23, 2005

friendly fire

When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.

Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?

by Paul June 12, 2004

friendly fire

when an american decides to be a total fucking moron and shoot a brittish soldier.

american: "omg, wtf is that?"
american no. 2: "idk, shit! it's moving! SHOOT IT!"

-friendly fire occurs...

by ljkhsdlkdf March 08, 2007

friendly fire

to cum on your self by mistake is known as friendly fire.

that feels good..... GOD DAMN IT! FUCKING FRIENDLY FIRE.

by fattybunta August 07, 2007

friendly-fire

when 2 or more guys do a girl and 1 may accidently choad on another...

i got hit by my bud's friendly-fire..

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

friendly fire

To be able to hurt or attempt to hurt someone/thing without taking blame.

Geri: *Hit's Hanna*
Hanna: WTH?!
Geri: Friendly Fire! *Big smiles*

by RAWR---x August 24, 2007