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friendhoarding

A psychological disorder that makes one add as many friends as possible to their facebook or myspace accounts to fill the void in their diminishing real-world social lives.
Manny's eyes are bloodshot, I bet he was up all night friendhoarding on myspace. what a douchebag!
by Molson Dan September 27, 2005
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friendate

when one goes out on a date with a friend. this could be when two friends decide to try a date, or if two friends decide to go out to an event as friends.
"Dude, Frankie and Ady are going to prom as friendates."
by Lil Pat G October 10, 2007
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FriendBot

FriendBot can talk about almost anything-music, games, TV-the list goes on! FriendBot is a friend that never gets board, never stops listening and never treats you horribly unlike that bastard smarterchild whom friendbot is the stoner counterpart of
FriendBotUK (1:26:24 AM): Ask me another question.
....(1:26:33 AM): do you smoke blunts
FriendBotUK (1:26:34 AM): Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

....(1:27:25 AM): you said you smoke weed
FriendBotUK (1:27:28 AM): We test it for medical purposes.
...(1:27:34 AM): sure thing
by schlepp May 27, 2008
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friendcestuous

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.
Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.
by therainsmelody May 9, 2010
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Friendharvester

An individual who goes on your personal social networking site, and sends friend requests to all the people on your friends list, sometimes claiming they know you when they don't...for the sole purpose of upping their friend count to make themselves appear more well 'liked' than they actually are. They also do this to target your friends as potential 'dating material' because they're too damn cheap to pay for eHarmony.
Mel: Hey Peggy, who is that freak Jim guy that sent me an add request saying that he knew you? He keeps saying gross things to me on my wall!

Peggy: Uh, I don't know that dude...I thought YOU did, that's the only reason I accepted him! Ewwe, he's a dirty friendharvester! Delete, delete, delete!!
by Melfine August 20, 2011
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friendchod

Someone who screws their friends over.
You are such a friendchod, you would rat me out in front of the principal.
by Raju Kileep June 28, 2013
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Friendenema

The act of Purging and cleansing of lousy friends via social media/contact deletion.
I just performed a Friendenema on Facebook and ended up deleting 54 people that I don't recognize.
by I am the Travis January 21, 2015
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