Fredericksburg, Texas

A strip mall with a thyroid problem which used to be a nice, quiet place to live, but has since been given over to rich, fat, slow, obnoxious, traffic killing tourists from Austin and San Antonio and their squalling, equally fat, and obnoxious brats at the expense of the overworked and underpaid citizenry who, thanks to the influx of social security parasites who have driven up the cost of living like the leeches they are, can barely afford to live and raise a family. There is virtually no other industry apart from tourism, no other means of bolstering the economy, and thus, no opportunity for the young people of Fredericksburg who, realizing this, leave and never return. In droves.
This has been done deliberately by the city fathers who saw a cash cow in selling out their town and enjoy the status of being big fish in a small pond.

The day will soon come when they give up their charade of caring about the locals, rename Fredericksburg "Das Mall", and pass an ordinance requiring all of the locals to wear lederhosen and dirndls for the amusement of the turistas.

"So, where ya from?"

"Fredericksburg, Texas."

"You mean the German town with all the antique stores? Oh yeah, my wife and I love that place! We're going to retire there!"

"Eat a dick."

by Crotalus October 13, 2012

friberg

A typical perverted young man who enjoys hentai and masturbating during school. He doesn't even clean up and doesn't give a SHIT when the teacher notices him fondling his phallus.

Teacher: "friberg, stop fuckin jacking off"
Friberg: *fap fap fap*

by mystake October 24, 2011

lars frederiksen and the bastards

tottaly hardcore punk band includes the guitarist lars frederksen from the also amzing but not as hardcore punk band rancid some of their best songs are ''wine and roses'', ''to have not have'' and''mainlining muder'' wich has a contravesial video where they beat up a dead corpse scary but good if you are not easlaly offended

cant wait for lars frederiksen and the bastards to tour england

by ashdude July 25, 2008

Friedrich

literally the coolest guy I ever met

Friedrich is literally the coolest guy I ever met

by cj48 February 23, 2021

Frederico

Sexiest human being alive

Girl#1: have you seen him he's so Frederico!
Girl#2: I want his dick!
Girl#1: yummy!
Girl#2:I know right!

frederico freddie rico

by Kim Kardashians booty December 23, 2011

frideriki

Frideriki is a beautiful Person, in every Situation she has time to listen to you.Friderikis come often from greece a very nice and beautiful land. The Name frideriki you didn't hear often that makes her so unique. Long brown hair,brown eyes,tiny thats how friderikis often looks.

I only say Gumaniatastic!

Frideriki is a beautiful Person, in every Situation she has time to listen to you.Friderikis come often from greece a very nice and beautiful land. The Name frideriki you didn't hear often that makes her so unique. Long brown hair,brown eyes,tiny thats how friderikis often looks.

I only say Gumaniatastic!

by Blihamschko January 3, 2017

fridea

Ideas somewhere in between work and play, most often arising on Fridays near the end of a work day.

Example Frideas for an academic setting:

-Bruce Lie algebra..... Cauchy Tiger, Hilbert Dragon.

-A Monte Carlo that generates Sarah Palin speeches.You don't even need to program in basic grammar or a full vocabulary

- Radiation emitted by blackboards -> blackboardy radiation

by MrFuzzFuzz October 3, 2016