by Jonah G. December 9, 2007

Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."
by zeptimius March 29, 2010

Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
by The Big LeGasp February 23, 2011

Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

Based on sigmund Freud’s theory that children born are sexually attracted to their mothers when young, it is equivalent to the saying “go fuck your mother.”
Jimmy: Carl your so fat
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert
by Derkadurr December 18, 2021

1) the have your thoughts or beliefs altered through the use of subliminal messaging
2)to be tricked using psychoanalysis
2)to be tricked using psychoanalysis
1) "he used to be wicked logical, but then he got freuded by all those christian pamphlets he reads"
2) "if you think Hillary is a good person or a honest politician, you've clearly been frueded by her campaign"
2) "if you think Hillary is a good person or a honest politician, you've clearly been frueded by her campaign"
by higherthenthehighguy June 20, 2016
