A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"
Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
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They swear allegiance to The order of the Eye of Rah.
A freakbob must holds a Degree from Shiz University and educated by The rizz lord, SpongeBob.
Is now a Strat(If Frat and Sorority had a child with much rizz)
Founded by Omegas(Steph,Julia,Sofia,Lily and Anna) who were the first people to answer John Pork’s call before his disappearance.
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