frakkin

basically same as friggen or fuckin or freakin and stuff, except wayyyyy cooler.

i frakkin owned jaker in beerpong

by coolbye September 3, 2006

fatkins diet

Another name for the Atkins diet, since it endorses foods low in carbs, but often very high in fat, thus making the dieter fat anyway.

Tammy: "Shit. Look at me. Why am I so fat?"
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."

by Nick D July 20, 2004

anne frankin it

When cops come to break up and party and people have to hide in the attic

anne frankin it

by justoneoftheguys July 8, 2009

Fracking

The process of injecting semen at high-pressure into butt cavity to extract gas and/or turds. Frequently used to relieve constipation.

Subject 1: Babe, I’m so constipated.

Subject 2: Don’t worry I’ll give you a good fracking tonight. Frack that shit right out of you.

by Poopsnot Alot May 25, 2019

fracking

An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking" from the new series Battlestar Galactica. Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 on irc.subnova.com #hbo.

"Those fracking Cylons!"

or

<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing

by ZexGX February 23, 2005

fracking

Originally drawn from hydrologic fracturing in natural gas development, the term can also be used to describe passionate sexual encounters.

"Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that he wants to lift the ban on fracking in this state. Now I say, fair's fair. After all, he just signed a bill saying gay couples could legally frack each other. . . . Why can't energy companies drill in our backyards?" - Steven Colbert

by Mt.Diablo July 15, 2011

Fracking

The act of assaulting a toilet with explosive liquid diarrhea.

Chris I think the sushi I ate last night was bad. I've been fracking the toilet all morning.

by jhizzle819 August 26, 2014