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Frankenjuice

The oil and cooked off residue after boiling frankfurters. Also known as : wieners, hot dogs, franks, etc.
"Hey Billy, when you're done cooking the hot dogs, wash out the pot and make sure you get all the frankenjuice off, too."
by RiverFox July 12, 2009
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Frankenpine

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.
They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?
by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011
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frankendocument

An aggregate document that is composed of other documents that shouldn't be included as a single document. This is usually done to satisfy internal politics, and reflects the inefficiency of egos and idiots in businesses and government organizations.
Person 1:
"I don't understand the relationship between pages 1-5 and 6-8; why didn't you create separate documents?"

Person 2:
"Well, John felt like he needed to comment on something, so he is insisting I combine them into this frankendocument."

Person 1:
"But that doesn't make any sense - they are two completely separate subjects."

Person 2:
"I know, but John's an idiot, and the director doesn't seem to realize that, so this is what I was told to do."
by BaileyPoint October 18, 2011
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Frankencisco

1.Everything that is currently wrong with San Francisco
2. Why you moved to Oakland
The San Francisco we use to love is gone and all that is left is Frankencisco.
by MachiaVelevet June 23, 2015
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frankenfuck

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.
COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.
by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007
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Francene

Is a very sweet, kind hearted girl. She's not shy and loves to speak out.
"no one can hold francene back"
by mm8 April 1, 2010
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Frankengina

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.
Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."
by kajoe March 8, 2007
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