The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.
Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?
Billy: Really? What is it called?
Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
Billy: Really? What is it called?
Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
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Get the fortunado mug.Nate: Ya know what? I go to one of the best schools in the state, my mother loves me unconditionally, I have a rich bestfriend, I get new Jordans regularly, and the bitches be lovin' on me. I really am fortuNATE.
Brendon: Ya, I wish my name was Nate.
Brendon: Ya, I wish my name was Nate.
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Get the FortuNATE mug.A bullshit term that liberals and communists use to label people who make poor decisions in life and are quick to blame those who have succeeded or have wealth. Less-fortunate is the opposite of fortunate, which is defined as "lucky; enjoying good luck" and therefore someone who is less-fortunate just has bad luck. This definition loosely translated from on air definitions from former radio broadcaster Neal Boortz.
Mary has been divorced three times and has eight kids and is unable to support them with her minimum wage job. She is less-fortunate than Sally who studied in school, got a valuable degree, an above average salaried position in marketing, and is happily married.
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Stop being a fortunato.
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Get the Fortunato mug.A paranoid, cock-blocking freak who tells the half-truth yet is afraid to live up to it. She's dirty-minded and a hard-core who doens't give up easily and loves to make sex jokes. She is a level A freak who loves to give fellatio (guys her # is... lol). She hates the world and the everything that lives but all-in-all she's a really cool girl (and friend!!!!) Marked by bad fortune btw
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