Force ripe

A West Indian Term referring to young girls who dress up to look a lot older than their actual age.

Instead of saying: That girl isn't 18 she's only 12. She just dresses up to look a lot older.

You can say: That girl is force ripe

by Doobes October 31, 2007

Forrest Plump

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

by Eddy July 30, 2007

Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

Forced Invitation

When you hear your (Friend,Family Member) talking about going to a activity.But you aren't invited until you show up to the conversation and they have to invite you or else it would be awkward.

Hey man you guys are gonna go the movie or something i heard you guys talking?

Yeah man do you want to go with us? - "It would be awkward if i don't invite him damn this is a forced invitation"

by NotEren4Head October 6, 2018

Blunt Forced Trauma

A Headache due to smoking to much dope.

"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."

by The Daily Pile February 19, 2010

the force

The act in which you try to use mind control to reach the remote that is two feet in front of you. Used when you are in a comfortable position and your show goes off, and crap comes on.

I was watching my favorite show when the Kardashians came on. I was comfortable, so I tried the force to get the remote.

by Dallen-0 Awesome March 9, 2015

Air Force

The Army guys sit in the field saying "damn it sucks to sit out here in the rain". The Marines sit in the field saying "I think this is great that we can sit in out the field in the rain". The Navy looks out the porthole of their ship and says, "it probably sucks to sit out there in the rain in that field over there". The Air Force guy is sitting in a nice hotel room saying "what the hell is the Wi Fi password?"

Obviously a joke -- All branches have some truly outstanding personnel and many have made the ultimate sacrifice. We should truly thankful for all branches of the service, including the Air Force.

by BKT123 October 12, 2017