forensicator

A participant in the speech half of a forensics competition; a public speaker. This noun is found within the forensics lexicon, but not the English one.

"While you are all fine forensicators," said Joe, "that trophy is surely mine."

by notionridiculous March 8, 2008

Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died

Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.

by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009

Forensic

Rap artist from San Diego, California.

You heard that new Forensic joint on the radio?

by Da big Boy October 1, 2007

Forensic

Rap artist from San Diego, California.

You heard that new Forensic joint on the radio?

by Da big Boy September 30, 2007

don't hate, forensicate

as the word says, don't hate, forensicate! meaning don't be some idiotic loser, instead, join your school forensics team...no, not dead people kind of forensics, but the competitive speaking and acting kind. forensics is a fun! yay forensics!

"Gosh, you're such a freakin jerk! Seriously, don't hate, forensicate"
"Forensawhata"
"Forensicate! It's what all of the cool people do!"

by Matannon May 15, 2006

forensic kinesiology

A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.

Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.

by Mr Special August 27, 2018

Forensic

FORENSIC as an adjective has two senses: ❶ scientific methods used to investigate crimes; finding evidence to solve a crime. ❷ having to do with the courts or legal system.

~~~~~Usage:
FORENSIC EVIDENCE is collected to determine cause and manner of a death and/or crime. Forensic evidence may be used in a legal trial.
FORENSIC PATHOLOGY studies the human body to decide cause and manner of death.

FORENSIC ODONTOLOGY studies dentition, for identification.

FORENSIC TOXICOLOGY delves into drugs and poisons and what they may have done to someone.

FORENSICS is a noun that means ➔ Scientific tests or techniques used in connection with the detection of crime.

"When the manner of death is suspect, forensic experts are required to perform an autopsy."

by Love4Catholicism! — the ONLY! June 26, 2021