Ford

The absolute worst manufacturer and vehicle ever even thought of. The trucks are so crappy! Especiallly with the Powerstroke engines! The Mustangs are not that great. A Dodge Challenger would smoke it so easily in a quarter mile. The suv's are small and slow. Everything is very crappily built. Everything is wicked slow! Just get a Dodge!

"Hey man, did you just see me kill thawt twin turbo Ford Powerstroke with my stockCummins?"

"Heck yeah dude! Ford sucks!

by Dodgefreak June 5, 2011

Ford

F or
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D riving

dude, lets take that ford to the desert!!!

by B123456789k November 5, 2008

Ford

Ford: Fucker Only Runs Downhill
A car that needs constant attention and care to prevent it from falling apart.
See also: Mustang

"Shit, he drives a Ford? he should get a Camaro."

by silvrain February 19, 2003

Ford

the mostfucked up car company that sucks ass and can even stay running for ten seconds

by ej still June 24, 2003

FORD

fix or repair daily
also: found on road dead

look at that inbred driving that piece of crap ford

by heavy_a December 18, 2002

ford

Quite possibly the stupidest corporation in the country. Their company is dying right in front of them and what do they do?

MAKE A BIGGER SUV!!!

see: Ford Expedition EL

For future reference, Ford stock (NYSE: F) is at $8.00 per share at the time of this definition.

Ford sucks, buy a Chevy.

by kevin21boston November 3, 2006

FORD

a synonym used to describe something that looks good in the parking lot, but doesn't run.

Man, that ford looks so nice parked in the driveway. Too bad the darn thing won't turn over...

by VTGForever May 12, 2003