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facebook fonies 

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.
Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.
facebook fonies by abject.hana January 26, 2009
Related Words
Fonkie duck fonkies Fonzie Fonzies fonkey fookie forkie folkie fonkin fonnie

duck fonkies 

Similiar to saying fuck off or damn it. Swap the first letter of each word to understand the root phrase.
guy who messes up a machine part at work, "DUCK FONKIES!"
duck fonkies by mickey brown March 10, 2007

Fonzie Scheme 

The act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. A Fonzie Scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is NOT any of these things. The name derives from the name of Arthur Fonzarelli, star of the sitcom "Happy Days," who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.
Did you see that Tim, the shy guy from IT, is wearing a leather jacket today? That dude is totally trying to pull a Fonzie Scheme and score chicks.
Fonzie Scheme by theCArainman January 19, 2015

Fonzie Effect 

When hitting or tapping on an electronic device of some kind suddenly solves what ever it was that was preventing it from working properly, or changing the song on the jukebox to Elvis Presley's Hound Dog.
Fonzie would at times demonstrate an almost magical ability to manipulate technology with just a nudge, bump or a snap of his fingers (The Fonzie Effect) for things such as starting a car, turning on lights, coaxing free sodas from a vending machine, making girls respond, or changing the song selection on a jukebox - occasionally pounding one with his fist and eliciting the response of a classic 1950s tune, such as the Elvis Presley song Hound Dog.
Fonzie Effect by Shadoobie October 23, 2018
A fookie is a fine thicccc with four c's cookie and all natural. The cookie is thick with rich all natural ingredients to give it that delicious taste. These fookies are addicting and you have to get another one.
Dapont: Wow thats a Fookie
Brandon: Thanks Daddy dapony
Dapont: I want more Fookies
Brandon: Go and fuck them fookies up
Fookies by Alex_Suede August 3, 2019
latetitia casta is some fonké lady.
fonké by slimjohn May 11, 2006