Fogling

Named after Jared Fogle, fogling is the act of ogling at underage girls.

"I think I just caught Mike fogling that group of girls..."

by Mausie September 30, 2015

Asian Fingaling

There are wild asian fingalings with no butt-clenching abilities - the poop just slides out once in the sitting down position. Every chair presents a major risk to society,

Please stop pooping everywhere, you Asian Fingaling

by kaleyaryaryar January 5, 2021

Frohgaling

Frohgaling is when you are sitting at a family dinner and you text someone eather under the table or over the table.

Mom Jimmy is FROHGALING! Got to your room Jimmy!

by superbus March 19, 2008

Finaling

The act or process of preparing for, taking, or mourning Final exams.

A: Hey do you want to hang out?
B: I'm finaling, go away......

Or

A: Hey do you want to hang out?
B: I'm finaling....I totally bombed my last final

by spectacularEll1 May 9, 2014

Orb Fondling

that time traitor-fuckface donald trump went to Saudi Arabia

Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.

by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022

funkalingus

of, or having to do with having funky oral pleasure, taking part in oral pleasure in the vaguest of manners. Created by JP Bradley in his complete ossimness and glory praise be to him.

This food is almost as good as the funkalingus jake gave me last night.

by JPBRADLEYTHEOSSIM March 9, 2010

fufu fondling

A polite way of describing the act of caressing/stroking a female's genitals.

I sure love Jim's quick fingers. They are perfect for a round of fufu fondling.

by aerwyn April 21, 2012