Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 Is a FPS shooter game where you can plays as Characters such as Scout,Medic, and spy and some more. Team Fortress 2 Is an online game where you can play with real people or your friends. The community of Team Fortress 2 is very friendly nobody is really mean which is great. Team Fortress 2 came out in 2005 and gets updates rarely so there’s sadly not going to be a Team Fortress 3.

Guy 1: Hey wanna play Team Fortress 2 today?
Guy 2: Sure that game is very fun!

by That one dude eating lettuce March 6, 2023

Fortress of Solitude

1. The place that serves as a base for superman. It was first seen in superman #17 on the borders of metropolis, however it is now usually thought to be located in antartica.

2. The bathroom at work, in it's solitude, you can have a few minutes of peace and quiet.

I'll call you from the fortress of solitude, in a few minutes.

by ratpak5 March 22, 2011

Team Fortress 2

A video game primarily for PC but also on Xbox that revolves around hats, and the obtaining thereof. Often mistaken to be a First-Person Shooter, but this is a common misconception.

gamer 1: "Dood look at all teh hats I have in Team Fortress 2 I have a chef hat, a beret, a hot dog hat, and a ghost hat!!11!1"
gamer 2: "I just started playing and all I have is a hard hat :("

by WhatsGoodNyukka October 27, 2012

pussy fortress

The surrounding area of a thick girl's special holes. So soft and nice that's it's practically a fortress!

Guy1: Damn look at those thighs and ass!
Guy2: Yup like a pussy fortress!
Guy3: Fuck it! Moar cushion fo' tha pushin'!

by virginsurgeon April 1, 2009

Team Fortress 2

After 9 years in development. After the recent Love and War update, it's become Conga Fortress. I don't know why they haven't renamed the game yet, but I am sure it will come out soon enough.

A game with 9 classes.

Noob: Why are the people dancing in Team Fortress 2
Noob2: Let's go kill them all

by Nav_Blueblood June 26, 2015

team fortress 2

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at [e-mail], and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!

nigga, team fortress 2 is totaly ded dude!111!!11!1

by lnfernus June 29, 2019

Team Fortress 2

The game that has a small community keeping it alive but Valve doesn't give a shit about it

Team Fortress 2 Community: please release heavy update
Valve: no fuck you

by mspaulinglookshotiwannafuckher September 15, 2021