Flittie

To flick or slap a persons nipples/tits.

Shut up before I give you a flittie.

by s-Master May 18, 2011

2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

flatterboy

a dork man who leeches on you an tries to be your friend

even though you say "no"

Thanks, flatterboy, now go on and stalk and worship someone else

by dickjohnsons December 21, 2009

FlutterDash

The shipping nickname of Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. They are both pegasi from the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

FlutterDash is the best shipping!

by Silly_Filly4 July 9, 2012

flattercreeping

What Rick Grimes does with the signs in Love Actually. Any similar attempt by a stalker/creeper to win someone over using awkward and ill-advised attempts at flattery.

Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."

by folbirt December 23, 2014

Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.

John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."

by Sceleratis October 30, 2017

Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 12, 2008