Flush Some Democrats

What you do in the morning when you relieve your lower intestines of this dreadful Democrats.

I need to flush some Democrats....I’ll be back in 20 minutes.

by Rev Sharpton October 20, 2020

flush toilet syndrome

1. the act of refusing to flush the toilet at night of various reasons ie. waking people

2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet

3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud

"i totally had a flush toilet syndrome last night, i completely freaked"

by Dan Bennellick March 28, 2008

Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet

I just flushed the buffer in my lunch break!

by Sybil May 5, 2005

flush over

To 'Flush Over' someone is to flush the toilet whilst they are speaking, effectively drowning out what they were trying to say to you.

Stef: 'What did you think of that exam?' (whilst competing with sound of toilet flush)
Rachel: 'Oh Sorry I just Flushed Over you. You are going to have to repeat that'
Stef: 'Wow that really was one hell of a Flush Over, I am actually mildly offended!'

by VoteBrigden June 11, 2008

Flush Gordon

Someone who flushes multiple times when taking a dump.

Boy, when I went dropping anchor this morning, I swear that was Flush Gordon in the next stall - he flushed like at least 12 times!

by Your Pseudynom April 24, 2009

Flush Rush

When you take laxatives and ipecac and then engage in sexual intercourse. When timed correctly, you both orgasm, vomit, and defecate simultaneously and fall asleep in a steaming morass of your own filth.

Could we please not get a motel room that smells like it was just the scene of a flush rush?

by tlaketiger119 December 2, 2009

Flush fake-out

When the toilet looks like it's not going to flush, but suddenly lets go at the last minute. Happens especially when you start digging for the plunger. Ususally a pleasant surprise (especially when in a strange bathroom with no plunger).

Guy triumphantly emerging from bathroom: "Flush fake-out! I thought I was going to have to wrestle that turd down the toilet, but just as I reached for the plunger it let go all on its own."

by LongWayfromHome September 25, 2010