function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023

high functioning psychopath

A psychopath who has a stable lifestyle and usually possess high status and influence in society. They can be anyone- CEOs, millionaires, politicians , doctors. But inspit of their high functioning they are still people without a shred of empathy or a conscience

James Bond is a high functioning psychopath.

by Default_User October 20, 2015

High functioning alcoholic

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.

Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."

by Super Thicc November 22, 2020

high functioning autism

A developmental disorder, usually diagnosed in childhood, where the person behaves in a distant manner and haves difficulties socializing. Some high functioning people with the condition are actually quite bright. The person with the condition is NOT retarded. In fact, as I said, some are quite bright.

High functioning autism is a developmental disorder.

by Wills0 July 1, 2009

Funktion

1. Holidng a function (ie. party) whilst funk music is playing in the background.

2. Solving a function (ie. mathematical) whilst funk music is playing in the background.

Chris: 'Woah, that funktion was pretty wild last night'

by AOL! Are you serious?! April 25, 2011

fully functional

A term used to describe a pre-op transexual who can still ejaculate semen out of their penis.

TS Girl: "I've got a 7 inch lollypop and I'm fully functional."

by wordfacts April 14, 2010

functional high

When you use a vape (mflb) to smoke bud and it hit's just right and you are able to go out and be high with people around, but no one notices.

Person: Dude how are you able to go out a be yourself and still be high?
Me: I use a (mflb) and it hit's just right, so it gives me a functional high.

by Andy'sCandy October 9, 2016