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Flowerstain

The name of a goblin in English folklore who would tell jokes to adventurers, and then make them pay in high amounts of gold. It is said that she had joined an order of knights who named themselves "OK", and is also said multiple times in Irish folklore that Flowerstain the Goblin cursed the salmon in many of the rivers that flow to the mainland from the coasts. All accounts of Flowerstain the Goblin refer to her as being in a state of constant boredom until a traveler comes by, to which she becomes increasingly interested in said traveler's money.

Handfulls of Southern Irish and English towns refer to people who are trying to scam or manipulate during a sale a Flowerstain, in reference to the old folklore stories.
"Oi, Bruv, this here is worth 10 quid but I'll give it to ya for 7!"

"Piss off, ya Flowerstain! I saw just this morning that it's worth no more than 5 quid!"
by Kosher! November 5, 2020
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Flowers by Irene

A reference to an covert monitoring van used by the FBI. Subtly labeled to appear as a florists delivery truck with the name of the company "Flowers By Irene" painted a word per line on the side of the truck to not so subtly form the acronym "FBI" when read vertically.
me: That truck labeled "Flowers By Irene" has been outside for weeks now?!

you: yeah, I would of thought they would have delivered everything by now.
by HuntedMidget September 20, 2011
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Flower

A pretty thing that grows in the garden.
I saw a flower and it was very nice.
by SomeoneNew December 15, 2017
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The Northern Flower

The Northern flower also known as Joseph Marshall, is the Cutest Flower and man to ever live
Did you see the Northern Flower walking around?”
“I did, he is so cute”
by The Michael Shannon March 6, 2020
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The great flower mural incident of 2017

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.
1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017
by miley what's good February 6, 2017
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flower child

Flower child is like a modern hippie. They walk around school telling you to give peace a chance.
Man, look at Sarah's peace sign shirt, that girl is such a flower child
by lolalit April 5, 2017
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Flower Mound, Texas

cant drive around for two minutes without seeing a range truck, a tesla, a porsche, or some other expensiveass car in flower mound, texas. richass town with nothing to do besides hang out at the local strip mall or go down to the lake. theres also two schools: flower mound high school and marcus high school which are filled with druggies who think theyre gangsta cuz they got caught with a vape by the assistant principals and got detention. buncha dumbass mfs at these schools where the onlyfans models date the soundcloud rappers who think they got clout after getting 100 plays on their latest song that no one gives a shit about. the only thing flomo is known for is that post malone has a penthouse near the lake and that local rapper money mamba has started to get it poppin recently. other than that flower mound a boringass town with gated neighborhoods, expensiveass restaurants, and a buncha spoiled ungrateful kids
"Hey how's your day been?"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"
by fuccflomo March 21, 2021
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