flotch

When a woman passes gas out of her anus and the air bubble goes up her vagina.

I thought I had to fart but it ended up as a flotch.

I will never wear those jeans again. I was flotching all night long.

by Elleicia March 19, 2008

Florch

When one is

A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals

B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety

Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"

OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"

by Florch my porch December 17, 2016

Flosshing

The use of a very thin penis to floss your teeth repeatedly, and then gurgle the splooge to rinse out your mouth

She hadn't brushed her teeth that morning, so she started flosshing with his penis while he was driving her to work.

by the definer of all March 7, 2011

Flowchart

An office tool, made by connecting shapes with arrows. Each path on the flowchart is a different decision made by the person using it. People often use flowcharts to make jokes about decisions made by specific people, or groups of people. They are hard to use in actual situations, so they are vastly underused.

"Dude, have you seen that flowchart that tells you what you want to watch on youtube?"
"Yeah, I ended up watching dominoes for three hours."

by RojinBlaze July 1, 2014

Froschyating

Means to be really cold (think day when there is snow and ice and you are outside for a while). So cold that you are shivering a little. Maybe you are shivering a little more than a little bit. It is not freezing, but you sure are very cold. You are not just a little cold - you are froschyating.

Man, I can't wait until my train comes. I am beyond cold right now. I hope there is heat on that train. I am really froschyating.

by Umich August 15, 2014

Flochsheadtumor

A very intelligent young man who makes amazing takes, never misses.

Have you heard of “flochsheadtumor”? he is very handsome and never misses!

by Omari reyes March 11, 2021

floshiftiing

one of my favorite mutuals, she’s very swag and kind. if you don’t like her, go to therapy

an idiot: i don’t like floshiftiing
anyone with a brain: unalive yourself <3

by wheresteddyboi August 26, 2021