Flop

A small flaccid penis that appears bigger than usual.

My mother commented on my flop earlier today saying: "your flop is looking good today"

&"I can see your flop through your sweatpants"
& "I'm gonna shove my flop up inside you as soon as I get home, prepare yourself"

by ProBro330 January 24, 2017

flopped

when somebody totally fails at life.

'soz you just flopped'

by owotdic April 04, 2009

flop

something stupid

(anything that tom w does)

“why are you doing that?”
“because i saw tom w doing it”
“dont copy him, tom is a walking flop”

by budussey February 12, 2022

Flop

Drunk passed out on a subway station bench.

A sleeping lush, known as a "flop", attracts a hierarchy of scavengers. First come the top lush-workers, the only want cash, good rings and watches. Then come punks who will steal anything, they take the hat, shoes, belt. Finally, brazen, clumsy thieves will try to pull the lush's overcoat or jacket off him.

by brasswater July 09, 2013

flopped

Equates to 'beaten', weighed or murked. If somebody is 'flopped', they are beaten up. Used by rudeboys and chavs in south Essex.

"What you lookin' at blud? Man'z gonna be flopped!"

by Essexdan February 16, 2007

[flops]

flip flops or as old people call them, thongs

Lauren-Check out these sweet flops!
Susie-Oh! Are they havhavianas?

by Reprah January 12, 2009

flopped

When someone decides not to show up last minute.

I can't believed he flopped. I waited at the McDonals for an hour!

by DJ Flipside August 15, 2007