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third-floored

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.
*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"
by clearing up December 7, 2009
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Floor Sniffer

A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.
Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.
by sbd April 9, 2006
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Floop the Pig

Often used within the context of a turn based strategy game between two players 'Flooping the Pig' refers to singular successful manoeuvre that one can repeat against one's opponent as they have no means of countering it.
"Once Steve played that enchantment he was able to just floop the pig each turn until he won, there was nothing I could do"
by Tøggle July 21, 2012
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Floor

The substance in which the floor is made of.
Hmm... yes... the floor here is made out of floor.
by Texting Error December 4, 2019
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flooreigner

Someone who doesn't live on your dorm floor but hangs out their anyway.
Coined by Emma.
Emma: Hey, who's that guy?
Rachel: He's a flooreigner!
Natasha: Ew!
by ILiveHereAndILikeBoYo September 11, 2011
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Floorf

A word made up by Milky Chance when they created a song called Stolen Dance
by misheardlyricmania October 31, 2017
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lava floor

a game young children make up where they usually put cushions on the floor and have to jump only on those cushions to get to certain places.
john: if you jump on the lava you will die
bob: that why i not going to jump on the lava floor.
by diamondmanizzle3 October 26, 2013
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