Flodge

A combination of the words "flake" and "dodge"...when a person, usually a friend, cancels on plans or events at the last second for no good reason.

Brent's friends invited him over so that they could spend time with him before he moved all the way across the country, but at the last second he FLODGED because he was "too tired" to watch a movie and drink free wine.

by KtMcD January 24, 2011

FLODING

Pronounced flow-ding. When you flirt but in code, so you can do it in front of people but they don’t realise. Secret flirting.

Oh my god, I was floding with James so much at work today!

by Ausley Fly September 12, 2018

flode

A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.

Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!

by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005

flodeboller

known as flødeboller, is a pastry, containing egg whites sugar and chocolate, which while being made seems to transform bird poo (les crotes de nez, comparison refering to the egg whites) into dog poo (les crotes de chiens, a comparison refering to the shape of the flodeboller with chocolate).

i like my flodeboller.

by offline2 April 30, 2011

Flode

A dick in the shape of a paper in landscape

Damn! Constantin fucking his Xbox with his Flode!

by Atlas356432 June 3, 2018

Flodgeshploff

The act of filling water balloons with diarrhea and using them for a balloon fight

"Bro we should play a game of Flodgeshploff!"
"We can't do that! Dad will poop on us again!"

by SomeDude33333 February 9, 2022

floden

someone who is a punk ass little pussy bitch who likes to take it in the ass by any small animal

jimmy got flodened last night

by jake floden December 22, 2004