Flabber Donkey

a mythical creature that has a constant case of explosive diahrea because it eats to many polish sausage

No flabber donkeys in existance

by Unbreakable1132 October 18, 2009

flabbergasted

completely shocking,with a hint of sarcasm!!

Ohh my God i am flabbergasted

by elyce McHugh April 26, 2005

flabbergasting

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed

When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.

by sam loves men July 21, 2005

Flabbenate

What overweight people do to procreate.

"He's flabbenating her fat ass!"

by The Wiseguy July 30, 2003

flabbed out

got fat and overwieght by eating to much,and not taking any exersise.

no it wont fit you,your all flabbed out.
you cant travel economy class in airplanes because your flabbed out,

by zblun September 9, 2008

Flabbergoose

A new pet that is very popular for kids this year. They are geese that are invisible to everyone but their master. Flabbergooses (the plural isn't called flabbergeese) are extremely intelligent creatures.

This year's most sought after gift was flabbergooses.

by Alexis_M December 26, 2008

Flabbergoodled

1.(n.)The state of being turned on.

2.(v.)To create feelings of ecstasy.

1.Timmy: Oh Martha! I'm so flabbergoodled right now! ...let's do it!

2.Abigail: Everyone is flabbergoodling me lately, the feeling just won't go away.
Stranger: I can sate you.
Abigail: Really? Go for it!

by Megan/Frances January 18, 2009