flattie

the worst type of fat chick. (fat AND no boobs)

"Check out that flattie, shes just your size Brady."

by CORE LansingMi October 20, 2008

Flatliner

A mindless person or someone with no personality; gives blank stares, especially when presented with ideas or facts that should arouse some sort of reaction in a sentient being. Basically brain dead or mentally challenged. It would be improper to use this against someone who has a real diagnosed disability of course. More like, if you meet someone in a professional capacity whose title suggests they are intelligent, but really they just stand around looking dumb.

"I told Guido that the server was down and he said 'So...?'. Is that guy a fucking flatliner?"

by Dick Asplundher May 8, 2009

Flatline

Upon the act of fingering a woman and discovering the overwhelming stench of her vagina on your fingers causing your penis to regress into your stomach from how fucking bad it smells

Man: Dude i fingered my girlfriend that day and it smelt like shit
Man 2 : Whoa! dude how did you keep a boner?
Man: I didnt bro i fuckin FLATLINED!

by Panda0nXtc March 31, 2010

flattire

Film, television, and radio programs which are ostensibly satirical but which really flatter the audience by ingratiatingly reinforcing all their prejudices.

Bob thinks the Daily Show and Colbert Report are funny, but they're just flattire. What a mindless follower.

by hughgyonson April 6, 2009

flatlined

The non-activity that one receives when he/she is being rejected.

Megan couldn't understand why Rich flatlined her - she began to wonder if it was because of all the junk in her trunk.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

flattie

Slang name for someone who believes that Earth is flat, i.e., not spheroid.

Dude, did you just call me a flattie? You just flat-shamed me!
Yeah, I'm a flattie and proud of it, you globetard.

by Spellking August 24, 2017

flatline

Commonly observed amongst youth in an intensive educational programme, such as the IB. The word flatline is used to indicate someone whose brain has (almost) ceased to function. Characteristic behaviour amongst individuals flatlining involve laughing at anything in sight, at each other, or at things that when viewed in retrospect, aren't funny in the least. Flatlining is believed to be the brains natural way of relieving stress on the body after having to actually think for an extended period of time.

Flatlining, when used in a broader sense, can be used to describe someone who is behaving abnormally, though the reason for which, must always be related to the stress and induced low blood sugar levels created by a day of intense learning and having to listen to lecturers repeat themselves like a group of chimpanzees mundanely bantering on about the global banana economy.

A group of high school graduates flatline on a Friday afternoon, after a double.

by Johnathan Spruce February 9, 2008