Definitions by Panda0nXtc

Spiffy 

When you desperately need a joint and look in an ashtray only to find a spliff . that is a spiffy my friend

Crackhead says : "jesus crhist monkeyballs !!! a spiffy!

Spiffy by Panda0nXtc April 2, 2010

Flatline 

Upon the act of fingering a woman and discovering the overwhelming stench of her vagina on your fingers causing your penis to regress into your stomach from how fucking bad it smells

Man: Dude i fingered my girlfriend that day and it smelt like shit
Man 2 : Whoa! dude how did you keep a boner?
Man: I didnt bro i fuckin FLATLINED!

Flatline by Panda0nXtc March 31, 2010