Not that I'm not flattered...

When someone does something dubious or creepy and you want want to offend them.

Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that 🤷 I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

I’m flattered

A phrase a Yannis says when she receives any sort of compliment from a Miles.
It is not used for friend zoning purposes.

“You’re one of the best people in the entire world, Yannis”

“I’m flattered 🥰”

by Zero2’s wifey November 28, 2020

Scatter Flatter

Where your days start running into each other and you don't remember what happened the day(s) before.

I meant to go-to class today but it was on another day. I fleeked on the sentence. - Scatter Flatter

by TEEBITCH August 3, 2020

Flatter than a desktop

Amelia.

Amelia is flatter than a desktop

by Poopy booty June 16, 2022