The Flat

Nickname for Lafayette, Louisiana. Called this because the word flat is within the word Lafayette.

We went to The Flat last night. Downtown was full of bitches.

by Louisiplaya January 17, 2009

flat

an adjective used to describe a girl with no ass or tits.

yo mama's so flat the wall's jealous of her

by pascal July 23, 2004

flat

Short on cash, running low on money, going broke.

"Loan me some money!"
"Sorry, but I'm flat tonight."

by Soma9 August 6, 2008

flat

Used to describe soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-doxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.

You asshole! This whole 12-pack is flat!

by Dre March 4, 2005

Flats

When ordering chicken wings, requesting only the flat wings. Absolutely no drumsticks.

Man, lemme get some wings but just them flats.

by upsman1023 November 11, 2014

flat

Small-breasted.

"She has a flat rack."

by x January 31, 2003

flats

Runflat tires; tires that will never ever pop. THey will let u keep on rollin

if you ridin' rims u gotta ride flats

by PsychoticIdiot May 15, 2006