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Farking

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.
wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.
by herselfelf March 17, 2004
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Flanking

The maneuver OAP's pull at bus stops in order to get to the front of the queue. Normally involves large groups of them mobbing their way into the side of orderly queues.
"Hold you position, we're about to get flanked!"

"We're in for a flanking!"

" BUS FLANKERS!"
by Heliumpanda September 20, 2011
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farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.
Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.
by rtil July 18, 2008
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flanking the steak

the process of cupping your hand and rubbing up and down on your penis i.e. masturbation
"sometimes, flanking the steak is best while eating that narly tunafish."
by sir sploogalot June 30, 2007
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flankingnob

A flankingnob is a person who, while you are engaged in an activity, will annoyingly come up behind you and start talking/ engaging with you, regardless of the fact you are obviously focused on another activity. The term flankingnob becomes apparent and relevant by the way in which the person stands behind you while you're sitting down, and places their crotch against your shoulder, as if they could rest their penis upon your shoulder.
Example:
"Did you see Pete today man?

"No, what he do?

"he was being a right flankingnob: stood right up behind my shoulder trying to talk to me about what he did last night with his mum and sister."
by InterSplice June 5, 2015
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flakking out

Look at that dirty meridian flakking out” flakka
by Hooverlover April 23, 2018
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farking heck

Substitute for fucking heck. Very usefull to use if a website automatically asterisks out the word fucking, as you submit it.
A dickhead knocked me off me motor bike, with his ute, at a set off traffic lights. "Ya dopey cunt, what the farking heck ya doing mate, ya could've farking killed me !", I shouted before I kicked his headlights in.
by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008
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