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The Flap

The disease-like addiction to the new smart phone app "Flappy Bird."
Girl 1: "So I was hanging out with David the other day... and I think he gave me the flap"
Girl 2: "That sounds terrible, is there any way to get rid of it?"
Girl 1: "I don't think so..."
Girl 2: "Well what is it?"
Girl 1: "Here give me your phone."
*Two hours later*
Girl 2: "....... oh shit"
by @42mccollum10 February 5, 2014
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flaps

affectionate name given to a close friend, particularly used for storing said friend in your mobile phone book.

derived from the fact your heart flaps or flutters when you see you have a message from them.
may be preceded or followed by an X showing extra love or sexual desire
louisa: "whats your new number anny?"
anny: "306771"
louisa: "thanks poppet, ill save it as xxAnnyFlapsxx"
anny: "sweet"
by aflapsX August 17, 2011
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flap

Either or complete set of well-used pussy lips
Dude, your sister is dancing at the local strip bar - we can go see her flap for a buck!
by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005
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Flap

Last night I went to a Techno club and it smelled like sweaty flaps.
by MrCool Turnage January 10, 2012
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flapping

yo, stop flapping about
by nark November 5, 2006
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flap

A half a gram of cocaine, which usualy sells for 30 dollars.
"hey man can get a flap of caine off you?"
by Chris April 14, 2005
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Flap

generally found on extremly fat people, its a huge sagging boob, or a belly roll or rolls and other things that fit in this description above. when whalelike people walk around, these items apear to (flap), due to air resistance and gravity, much as a birds wings flap or a whale flipper flip and/or flap. sometimes these things all flap/flip at once. this could be called a fat man's disco. amazingly, u get all this action just from walking!
that man just walked across the street, but it looked like he was flipping/flapping/rolling because all the flaps and flips made it look like he was dancing, unintensionally. When he made a turn to the left, all his flaps and rolls made him look as though he had a superpower of turning into tornadoes or spining around while walking straight
by slapapig September 27, 2003
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