Flaggen

A verb for missing out on an event, activity, or situation. This could be due to being bound to previous obligations or commitments or simply choosing not to.

He is flaggen on the pick up basketball game, he is flaggen on us, don't be flaggen on the carnival.

by saladnburgers May 1, 2023

Flaggleraggle

(flag-LER-aggle)

Feigning interest in a subject for the sake of a tenuous link.

I don't think Mel even likes Ben Folds. She's only going to see him because Seth Cohen from The OC has a Ben Folds Five poster in his bedroom. How very flaggleraggle of her.

by Mr Tommy December 9, 2005

faggers finger

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers

U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

Faggernaut

1. One who is so gay that his gayness dwarfs the gayness of all other fags. (Fag Juggernaut)
2. A fag of astronomical proportions.
3. A really big bundle of sticks.

I bow down to the one true faggernaut!
OR
Keep that torch away from that faggernaut!

by raccoonsuit December 30, 2007

flangerism

aneurism of the flange

our stacey had a flangerism last week!

by Big Rik! December 20, 2021

top fragger

Getting most kills (aka frags) on your team

Yo! I got top fragger against the kids that were bullying me

by Edp eater May 7, 2020

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020