Flart

A cross between a flan, and a tart. Although the name suggests something rude, it is in fact a simple pastry.

Young child: "Mummy that flart smells wonderful!"

Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"

by Lonsdale October 8, 2009

Flanthology

Having a large collection of flannel shirts.

This is no ordinary flannel closet, this is a flanthology!

by fpeerless February 2, 2009

Flantered

delirious with exhaustion; totally sober, though appearing to be drunk due to tiredness.

She came home flantered after pulling an all nighter.

by elhappybanana December 3, 2020

flamtibbits

British vernacular for casual/fashionable athletic footwear.

"Don't you have a pair of flamtibbits? I only see you in flip flops."

by John Cleese April 16, 2008

flaktordion

The absolutely worst insult in the entire history of the universe. This is less than "absolute zero" on the likability scale. If you are ever called a "flaktordion" you should give up on life and even on your very existence. There isn't a single thing in the universe that is, was or ever could be worse than you.

The entire Phelps family is basically made up of flaktordions.

by RX0 April 9, 2013

Flaataracks

A very super strong marijuana strain which includes more than 2-3 different types of OG kush with a hint of sativa. A type of super OG kush that is too strong to smoke alone.

If you want the Flaataracks, you have to call FLAATFLAAT!

by FLAATFLAAT November 8, 2021

Flafodrinker

Being bad at drinking drinks (Mainly water). Like, "Bad at drinking." but shorter.

He is a Flafodrinker, he spilled his water on his computer.

by Flafoer January 4, 2023