Flacc-off

To experience an explosive discharge of arousal that occurs when watching Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco effortlessly throw a perfect spiral 40-yard pass to Derrick Mason or Mark Clayton.

what a pass! excuse me while I go into my room and Flacc-off

by alexeipgil February 6, 2009

flaccid windmill

The act of spinning the penis in a windmill fashion

He pulled a flaccid windmill for all the ladies to see.

by shaGGy- July 6, 2010

flabab

flabby abdominals, usually present in overweight and obese persons

man, Big-T has gotta lose those flababs, i think he's gona get liver cancer

by jack51 August 7, 2005

lake flaccid

A state of mind (in which old folks who tried to dose up on viagra) end up at, after they finally realize that they're permanently impotent, thus they just end up sitting on their porches and yelling at..."those damn kids"...

"Poor old bastard...just sits on his porch swimming around in lake flaccid..."

"Damn i hope I never end up in lake flaccid..."

by Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

Flabcake

A lazy person (generally overweight)

I can't believe you wouldn't pass me the remote - you're such a flabcake!

by Nools August 13, 2014

Lake Flaccid

Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

Dave: Yes mate, did you smash it?

Nick: Nah mate, lake flaccid.

Dave: Par.

by Stiff Chocolate December 28, 2015

flaccid mash

The act of having sexual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. This can be similar to a "whiskey dick," but the flaccid penis is forced / pried into the vag. There is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the penis usually just sits inside and marinates. The receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or passes out with it inside.

That girl got flaccid mashed last night.

I got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and I'm pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.

by Matt F....... April 11, 2008