Flab Shadow

When overweight people have excess skin AKA "flab" it casts a shadow when it is sunny out. This "flab shadow" usually prevents sunburn to the area inside the flab shadow.

Woah! Ronny is burned all over except where his flab shadow was!

by I am in the KGB August 8, 2014

flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE September 30, 2008

flab jockey

a flab jockey is someone, male or female, who likes to sleep with or ride fat people

Look at that flab jockey riding that fatty!

by paul grimsley September 14, 2008

flab pack

A flab pack is where someone gives the impression of having a muscular six pack beneath their clothing, but once the torso is revealed, it is plain to see it is nothing but a bit of flab.

This usually occurs more often with males. They may have toned, bulging arms and appear to work out regularly, but beneath that tight white t-shirt they often favour is nothing but a rather round little pot belly and non-existent pecs.

Flab packs cause regular disappointment to 'totty spotters' on the beach.

Also known as 'fake packs'.

Girl 1: Hey, check out that guy over there. I bet he has an amazing six pack!
Girl 2: He's taking of his shirt...
Girl 1: *sighs* Just another flab pack.

by never fail to amaze September 26, 2008

flab tackle

When a person of intense weight tackles you using nothin but body fat

Yo watch out or she's going to flab tackle your ass

by Thedopeman February 1, 2016

flab packing

Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.

Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.

by Blahblahyourmom February 19, 2017

Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)

Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"

by Sinkliner May 27, 2018