Fixing the leaky faucet

When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.

At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!

by Dmonney September 12, 2005

Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

fixing the car

code name for smoking weed.

see also playing videogames.

i'm fixing the car right now, i'll call you back in a few.

by KRHimself January 16, 2005

fixing to

a fuck ass way for people from the south to say about to

I'm fixing to go to the house.

by it will be hell April 29, 2019

Fixing the Hub

To perform Oral Sex on a male. Also see wordblow job/word

Karen came over last night and she really fixed my hub!!

by Tabs October 9, 2003

fixing word

A word to replace a cuss word so you don't get the dickins.

Person 1: Sh*t that hurt.
Person 2: That's not polite use a fixing word so you don't get my miscket grabbers.

by Cool Roblox June 6, 2017

Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.

Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!

by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020